My 95-year plan

age 0 born
ages0-4 learn 2 walk n speak, get scalded by hot noodles, shit in my pants in living room
age 5-6 learn to use play-doh. them biscuits wif the spirally sugar is a school highlight
learn my first chinese characters. I remember a worksheet with a picture of a cat.
first use them watches wif music ... celebrates bday at school wif a realy cool cake-
them foxes and cottage n deer...
age 7 - school starts proper... met keith... catching n monkey bars are a school highlight
Durian ice cream sticks at 30c and yalkult at 50c are favs... save 10c/day...
learn pepsi-cola 1,2,3... the first and last time that tests return a score of 90plus constantly
miss the school bus and walk home. Girl i went home on bus wif - bell. We drew on the bus sometimes

age 8 - ms rosilas our form teacher... learnt hw to use them red seeds fr palm trees as torture
devices. Think i fell off the monkey bar once while "fighting" on it... winded.. oof.
Highlights of lower pri - 40c tau hway chui n chrs tea fr glass bottle. i wuz class monitor (glorified
book carrier) Kena threaten by bully wif penknife - didnt reali geddit anyhwos... idiot
Cheh cheh gets her PSLE results - Changi Multiplex is brave new happening place -
ppl queue all the way fr 2nd flr to roadside on 1st flr for Back to the Future II

age 9 - Join the scouts! ms rosila's the teach in charge... have lotsof trouble with "National Loyalty" test
First visit to Ubin... wt an adventure it
was... i stepped in a puddle - n it turnd out to b as deep as my knees - caught mosquitos
for scavenger hunt... ran back upon sighitng of basketball court - (ah!civilisation)
learnt hw to use rubber seeds as torture devices.
school starts offering chicken curry...yummy...

age 10 - start to eat more during recess n play less... not good.
scouts badge thingie slows down... never got my silver arrow i think..
start them eating competitions wif keith.. was the gifted streaming this yr?
i think so - had fun n pride with tt... finaly got the rejection letter tho..
get caught in the rain while running fr keiths' place during job week -
watch Batman with guys while soaking wet. often play
bottlecap shurkien with keith... Lied to mum kena big time 4 tt... i learnt
i dont know hw to lie. Played wif ninja turtles at eugenes place - maze

age 11 - the traumatic football experience and corresponding "inspired" essay - oh god
i read "what if there had been no lee kuan yew" at this age... hw boring
liked Michelle - plotted succesfully to kiss her on sch bus... finaly became Asst. Sixer-
sigh no leadership quality it seems. Corrected teacher succesuflly on mis-set test qn.
stupid me - i got tt one wrong... Pulau Tekong/Tekong Kecil

age 12 - Ms Chua! best teach... went on rubbish scrounging expedition wif ... the 24'ers?
(my project grp - 6 myopic ppl) made fish sculpture - gleams wif pride...
Liked Ni jiejun... heh... oh yar PSLE... hmm remember tearing abit when didnt get 250pts
cos cannot go DH wif keith... (thk god, on hindsight) -Water coolers appear in school!
No more playin during reces... js eat like pig. Kena wack by stranger who force us to play
playing supersoaker wif him... baka. By then, proli read stephen kind's the stand/IT...
Gerald treats class to Milano's... shiok.. I wack gerald in class - the idiot kicked me in the
balls during job week

age 13- the VS experience begins... scary n happening orientation camp-
ulu, cookd in mess tins, wild dogs call at nite... someth droppd on our tent.. damn shack
lotsof squats... AEP begins... so fun... photography, art theory. Joins BB -
bible quiz - studied like mad, at end reali onli ans 1 qn wich was in the first chapt of the bloody
text we studied - Jeremiah. Jeremiah was the son of " 2.4 timing - 18 mins. A v v shack
church camp - did rafting, mt biking among others...

age 14 - Mr Anuar the man... maggimee wif cheese n egg discovered. Made the Huge chessboard
wif ernest n firdauz.... the slacking bugger... Missed BB LDC bcoz of tham ching loon... the ass
AEP so fun... tho stress... 2.4 timing 17 mins went for NDP - so fun... 10pm eating at LJS

age 15 - strange stuff happns in life... nt gd.. drops AEP... sigh.. meets alex- gets beat by him in class
too often... irritating 2.4 timing 15 mins. Sigh didnt go for BB drill com... the twists of fate...
Ah Selena Sio i meet at chatsworth Int'l sch... Stil eat like a pig during recess...

age 16 - grew up! Najib comments - woah! 2.4 timing... abt 14 mins or 13 i think stil fail... Did tt psycho thing
scratch my neck til bleed in class.. Class BBQ - finally feel ok wif class... God... almost totally no romance
during sec sch days... O levels were fun... slack at Macs b4 exam... go in almost not prepared.. watch one
me first midnite shows wif alex - Titanic- hahahaha

age 17 - Got to noe Isnis n teck n jib finally... the VJ orientation experience... wao... Falls in love (crush?): Vivi n Jolene..
pent up frustration man i tell u... spent days slacking n gng 2 pway or tampines or toa payoh...
JC life was good... Haoran n carrom! Atas acitivity like save the environment... Start visiting Terra Cafe for
expensive coffee- starbucks does not exist yet in Spore

age 18 - Mr T continues--- skip mr leong's class wif guys... wt an experience... finally studies...
tho i realise too late, onli studied well for physical geog... haha... oh well.. oh yar- A level geog paper -
NO TOPO Mapppp!!!! alas... amazingly get a A2 for chinese... Keith goes to CJC... sigh
keep my hair longgg during the break b4 NS

age 19 - ta-dahhhh the much feared NS experience n HENDON camp...
meet at pasir ris park - parents r seperated... first instruction "Walkman? cannot bring- give back parents"
cant rem much of initial - i think collected uniform, they confiscated the snacks and medicine, and after parents left...
we tried on uniform at trg shack - Giraffe nonchalantly tosses his uniform to ground... Sgt Soliano rips him a new one...
welcome 2 hendon... BMT summary: No rest .. run run run move move... up down up down...
Pilot experience .... snake tt senior kept... super cold aircon n stripes on the shoulder...
vomiting, biscuits and SDO duty... too much food... $1400 !!!
QM dept, slackers n indian superiors who also slack . back to BST n 4th coy I discover Initial D!!

age 20 - more NS... demo screw-up... god always feel weird when i see him in NUS ... best boatman n Staff --- wts his name? the psycho... everyth collapses... y did it happn? is it my fault or theirs?
LOBO n Gundam Wing ! back 2 3rd coy n the CQ trauma... australia- beer beer n more beer..., oh! first strip show
almost lost 1000s of bucks of store.... hai kena sabo man... think i teared on way home once while listening
to Angel - sarah mclaughlan

age 21 - Thailand... heh kena scolded by CO for being late.. so funny...held up entire battalion leh... : P
the scariness of 3rd coy cq yet comfyness - no more pressure of tt sort...
ORDDDD - the joy! n the NUS experience... the fate n destiny of gng 2 arts camp...
the Rag n the Arts Club... wanfen! heh... the screw up of mktg
the anti-social ness of sem 2 n anime bingeing.. the cheonging... wild... the enxi n ge ge korean drama
so much happening... 9/11 n tuan coming wif scars all over...

age 22-23 - the relative peace... eunice pric pris n frances... js nuaing thru this yr n the next

age 24 - Thailand trip!! Funn... Honours yearr - jas jas... sigh... work n stuff school is shiok...

age 25 - graduation n trips... slacking... OK now wat...

Messy - may edit in future